It?s happened to all of us at one point or another. You?re sitting on the couch cozying up for a ?Real Housewives? marathon and your boyfriend farts in your face. When this happened to you, you probably laughed it off or pretended to be grossed out (unless it really stank, in which case you were genuinely grossed out) and said something like, ?Baby, thank you for showing me how much you care.?
That?s not how Florida woman ? of course! ? Deborah Ann Burns reacted when her boyfriend let one rip in her face. Instead, she threw an eight-inch knife at her boyfriend?s stomach and then proceeded to beat him with a stick. (I?m very curious about what show she was watching because I know I get upset when I get interrupted during ?The Voice.?)
Burns? boyfriend is in stable condition, but forever traumatized by his own flatulence, and she is facing charges for trying to cut someone who cut the cheese, aka aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Florida does it again. [Huffington Post;?NBC Miami]
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